Updates on Mausman?

[AppTrans]

I wonder what John has been up to for real
i bet he now has super long hair and a bushy beard
and is losing teeth
due to dental negligence
refusing to talk to anyone
living in a bomb shelter
on crackers from the Cold War era
has constant paranoia thinking that his water has been tainted
by Pitchfork journalists
but his name will live on
in our hearts

[LadyLazarus]

This needs a Russian translation and animated .GIF per the Random Thread.

I am feeling optimistic overall, though. Stragglings of hope that John is up to something! I will keep hoping.

[AppTrans]

This needs a Russian translation and animated .GIF per the Random Thread.

I am feeling optimistic overall, though. Stragglings of hope that John is up to something! I will keep hoping.

Okay I will LL when (or if) I ever get home! I think we should come up with stories about John and how he has become the 21st century Rip Van Winkle!
okay I'll do the story of Rip Van Maus
and post it in Russian!
:nod:

[pinkspoons]

shh, the maus is sleeping.

[AppTrans]

The Maus is waiting until dark to get the peanut butter on the trap. The Maus knows tricks to make the trap not snap
The Maus also sews!

[fieldmaus]

hmm. clever creatures.

[AppTrans]

Ah and so is the field maus!!!

[pinkspoons]

and don't forget the tit maus

[dean]

I wonder if mamamaus still drops by...

[AppTrans]

Whoa the mauster is in da haus

[pinkspoons]

i like haus arafna

[AppTrans]

I wonder if John is alive.
?
I wonder if he froze over the winter.
?
I think he'd make a fine ice mummy, but we would miss his animated state

[bonsai_human]

I still listen to JM all the time (in fact I am doing so right now), and peek back here now and then to see if anyone knows what's up. It is sad that he is MIA. I wonder how we can coax him out?

[pinkspoons]

I still listen to JM all the time (in fact I am doing so right now), and peek back here now and then to see if anyone knows what's up. It is sad that he is MIA. I wonder how we can coax him out?

with more avatars like yours.

[PaulPettinger]

Don't think John loves us any more.